Pirate Jokes are good for every situation, and here is my favorite. Please keep in mind that the key to a good pirate joke is an extended "YAAARRR" and a stupid pirate voice. Also keep in mind that you should always have your forefinger and index finger shaped as a hook while pirate speaking. Yes, I do think these are important things in life.
A pirate walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "YYYAAAAARRRRR, I'll have me a rum." The bartender pours the drink and says to the pirate, "Hey buddy, do you realize you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" Pirate says, "YYYYYAAAAAARRRRR, it's driving me nuts!" (move hands back and forth like you have a giant steering wheel in front of you.)
That my friend is the best pirate joke ever. If I had a dollar for every time I used it I would be rich by now. Instead I just have a wife that cringes every time pirates are brought up in conversation because she knows what is coming.
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