There are many important things in life to appreciate. Getting married to a beautiful woman, finding out you are going to be a dad, spending time with your family, and your first Weber grill. There are far more little things along the way that are less special, but awesome none the less.
Fantasy Football Mock Drafts- "Proper planning prevents piss poor performance," my dad always told me. I think he had bigger things in mind, but there is a science to crafting the right Fantasy Football team and mock drafts are a big part of it.
Good weather- Living in Iowa means that when it's not flooding and 103 degrees, it's often snowing. Occasionally we get weather more conducive to hammocks and deck beers. This is when life is good.
Calling your friends assholes because they don't appreciate Wrigley Field- Yes, Chris and Jordan, I am talking about you. And yes, I mean it. Wrigley is a mecca of baseball. Wrigley is a beautiful field that actually embraces the game, and the baseball experience. We don't need jumbotrons and announcers circling people with signs that make them look like idiots. We need a great field, a great time, and a few Old Styles. So keep your "Circle me Bert" and "Mannywood" crap, and I will celebrate the Ivy with fans that show up before the game starts and cheer before the 7th inning.
Peeing outside- It's a right of being a man. It feels good. It's natural. I just did it.
Sports hatred- Hate is a strong word. Sports hatred lets you get the sweet release of hating others, without the downside of social outcastedness (spell check be damned.) You shouldn't hate others, unless they are fans of other teams. In that case hate with a joyful heart. This list is a handy reference of the types of people that root for the following teams, and why you might hate them.
Chicago White Sox- Drug Dealers and Hookers
Minnesota Vikings- Idiots with horns
St. Louis Cardinals- People who find their cousins attractive
NY Yankees- Bandwagoners and assholes
Oakland Raiders- Meth addicts and fetish types
Dallas Cowboys- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Extension cords- Laptop telling you it's time to go to bed because your laptop is almost dead? HAHAH! I have an extension cord and nice weather. Beau 1, World 0.
Freezable Glasses- I unplugged my garage fridge to use my chop saw the other night. My beverages were warm. Poured into a frozen mug? Drinkable. God Bless technology.
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