Your Wife Will be a Mother

The woman you marry will be the single most important decision you make in your entire lifetime. I can't imagine any other choice I have made, or had made for me that has had such an impact. I chose well, and lucky for you we are fertile as spring time bunnies.

I am not going to try to put it into words, but your mom holds many important roles in my life. My rock, my best friend, my lover, my wife, and now the mother of my child. She's great at all those other titles, but man are you lucky she is your mom. She loves you beyond comprehension and she is just the greatest mom ever, and you get to call her your own.

You lucky little shit.