All of my favorite teams are from Chicago. The Cubs, Bears, and I suppose the Bulls and Black Hawks although I really don't follow basketball or hockey. So naturally I have always had a soft spot for the White Sox. My uncle took me to a game at their stadium the year that it opened and it was one of the first MLB games I ever went to. In fact I went to that game probably a decade before I made it to Wrigley.
The only thing is, I hate the White Sox. Their manager is crazy, their GM seems like an asshole, and their fans are all drug dealers, hookers, or Barrack Obama. So I can't tell you how happy the above picture makes me. This is a a tattoo that a White Sox fan recently got on her thigh. Then she sued the tattoo shop and let the Chicago Sun Times write an article about it. This should teach you a few things.
1. This is the type of person that you will associate with should you become a White Sox fan.
2. Don't get tattoos. If you must, please double check the tattoo before you have them start applying the ink. It's rather permanent. Have someone, other than the tattoo parlor workers take a peek. Preferably have me take a look at it. Not only will I check the orientation, I will also tell you that you are an idiot for getting a White Sox tattoo.
3. If this happens to you, don't let anyone look directly at the tattoo. Only let people look at in the mirror. Yes, this will mean that you have to carry a mirror with you at all times, but I am not the idiot with the backwards tattoo now am I?
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