I can't stress this enough. You are not cut for prison life.
You will find yourself in many conundrums over the course of your years. Sometimes there will be a fight you think you should join, sometimes there will be a purchase that would be too easy to skip, sometimes you will want to skirt the law.
Don't do it.
We as Jorgensens are adept at handling many situations. Jail is not one of them. There are many moral reasons to stay out of jail, but the overriding reason is that PEOPLE IN JAIL ARE SCARY. I watched a Maury Povich show once which confirmed it. The other main reason is that it would hurt your mother unbearably. You hurt her, and I will hurt you. Even worse, some big biker dude will hurt you.
Long story shot, this family has a long tradition of not going to the pen. Any time you find yourself thinking "Will this land me in jail?" Assume it will, and then don't do it. Jail is for guys with last names like Bonecrusher, not Jorgensen.
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