Gourmet Food

There are few things that give me joy in this world like good food. The pic above is a beautiful little pig fetish piece called the porkgasm. It's sausage wrapped around bacon, which is wrapped in bacon, and smoke. So in summary, from inside out the ingredients are:

Cooked bacon

Cheese

BBQ Sauce

Sausage

Bacon
BBQ sauce

Yeah, it's awesome.

Not every good food has to be that complex. Here are some good foods you need to know about. Dad cares about you this much that he's teaching you the important stuff free of charge.

Pretzels and Salsa- If you hold pretzels right you can use them as a scoop for salsa. It requires a certain skill, but every great step forward in human history came through great work. It's worth it. It's spicy, salty, and awesome.

Pretzels and Peanut Butter- Seriously, it's awesome.

Macaroni and cheese and pulled pork- Every time I make pulled pork I like to make at least 4 pounds, and that can last a long time. So I like to make a little mac and cheese and add some pulled pork in. Mac and cheese is good on it's own. Add pulled pork and it's amazing.

Homemade peanut butter- Chew dry roast peanuts, then add olive oil. Swirl in your mouth. Tastes just like peanut butter doesn't it?

I don't know if that is true, but it sounds good.

Toasted PB and J- If you have a sandwich press it is best. Butter the bread and then add peanut butter and grape jelly. Now toast that mother sandwich. That is some good eating. The jelly oozes out the side and the whole thing tastes like smiles.

Candied Bacon- This is proof that God love us. Take bacon and cover it with brown sugar and bake it in the oven (at which point your bacon is bakin') . Make sure you get it off the pan right away so it doesn't stick. Then wrap it in wax paper and throw it in the fridge so it can set up. It's dog treats for humans and will change your whole perspective on life.

So this is just a little teaser on life beyond bottles. It's a brave world.