You have to join us

You will have to join us eventually.
I know that it will be scary to leave the utero-winnebego that you have been calling home. The big advantages will be that the voices you have have heard over the last nine months will have a face. Well, unless you are crazy and then you are just hearing voices, but I don't think that will be the case. You are also going to have more room to stretch out and a lot better lighting.

The bad news is that you will find out that the angel mom voice has mated with an over excited balding guy. Guess what, you will soon realize that the bald guy contributed half the DNA. Actually you will have years of bliss before you figure that out. Enjoy it. Crushing realism will come soon enough... especially if you are a boy. If you are a girl you will just learn about concealed weapon permits sooner. I promise to do the best I can, but I have always been an underachiever, just talk to my former teachers.

Just know that I love you, and I plan on teaching you lots of valuable stuff.... Everything you need to know will follow...