The Vikings Suck
Why am I teaching you about the Vikings so early? Easy, they suck. They wear alot of purple, UNI fans wear purple but we do it well. They have loud horns that announce when they do something good. Don't worry, it will not happen often. By the time you can read this Favre will have retired and Ziggy Wolf's name will sound just as stupid it does now. Their mascot is some old drunk looking guy running around in what appears to be a fur vest-typeathing.
The really sad news is that he is the best looking Vikings fan I have encountered. Vikings fans don't mean to be the armpit of existence, they just are. Don't hold it against them. It's like rooting against the early parts of evolution, we just hope they will end up well.
Be a Bears fan. Actually, you will have no choice. I plan on swaddeling you in a Bears blanket. And FYI, never get too excited about Bears QB.
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