Never Start a Rap War

Chances are that this won't be a real important lesson for you, but I don't want to seem like I am trying to limit your future opportunities.

Never start rap war. When I was a kid TuPac and Biggie had a rap feud. It was a big East Coast vs West Coast thing. I don't think this should effect you as we live in the Midwest, which oddly enough is no where near the Middle East. That has never made any sense to me that Iowa and Iraq could sound so similarly located. But back to the rap wars.

This started a huge controversy that lead to everyone choosing sides and pledging allegiance. Well, MTV did a special about it at least and Lord knows that MTV is very important.

Long story shot:
TuPac- Dead
Notorious BIG- Dead
P. Diddy- Well, he came out of this pretty well.

So in conclusion never start a rap war or you will die. Or be unbelievably wealthy for a guy that can't rap, steals others music, and is a monotone.