The DH is stupid

In baseball there are two sets of rules.
Your Mom's side will tell you that the pitcher shouldn't have to bat. They believe that pitchers are beautiful little creatures that shouldn't be subjected to dirty things like pine tar and running on dirt. They think at least one guy on each team should have well over half the game devoted to chewing sunflower seeds and "visualizing".

It isn't their fault they are so wrong. They don't know better... The DH exists so that ball players can earn full paychecks but play half time, but we will cover democrats soon enough.

In the NL (God's League) baseball players play ball. Pitchers are also batters and they get the chance to go out there and prove themselves. Occasionally they don't even suck that bad. Big Z takes mighty Babe Ruth hacks and I swear to God that Wrigley explodes when he comes to bat. Greg Maddux (Greatest pitcher of the modern era) made an art form out of bunting.

They pitch and hit just like Jesus and the disciples did. I read the Bible once and I am pretty sure it's in there. Judas never made the big leagues because he couldn't handle a changeup. (there is a biblical reference in there)

So in summary; the DH is stupid, fat, and lazy. Don't waste time getting to know it now because you will find many people in your life that will fit that bill.